Kourtney Kardashian See-Through Cleavage

These photos are displaying one of two things. That is either a shirt which has been through the wash cycle a few too many times and is simply withering away. Or some time traveler is preventing its parents from banging at the high school dance and history is erasing it from memory. I am not sure which theory I should be rooting for.

Come to think of it, that photo of the back of the shirt still looks to be in pretty good condition. Maybe neither of my theories are correct. It is possible that the shirt is only wearing away in the two spots that get rubbed the most. It happens all the time when it comes to statues.

Boobs and dicks on bronze statues are always polished to military standards thanks to the pervs who cannot help but cop a feel. Obviously Kourtney’s boobs have been getting a similar treatment. My underwear usually ends up the same way on the ass region, but I have no one to thank for that but myself. It’s one of the struggles that having hairy cheeks brings with them which no one warns you about.

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