Kendall Jenner Teases Her Nips On The Red Carpet In Lacy, See-Through Dress

I can’t be anymore cuckoo for Kendall Jenner than I am right now. I have only sheer longing for Jenner in sheer. She’s royalty in my book. I’d be forced to take her around in horse and carriage but I’d love every minute of it. Even when strangers confuse us for being Amish. I’d just politely explain that I’m with my noble steed and princess whose beauty has no comparison. Also that I’m willing to protect her at all costs. It’s always finder’s keepers when you find a love like Kendall’s.

If she loves to wear sheer outfits than she would love living with me. Winter and Fall gets skipped practically every year where I’m from. She could wear sheer in the morning, sheer in the evening, sheer at supper time. I’d even wear more loose fitting airy clothing as well to make her feel comfortable for her decision to go lighter when it comes to wardrobe. It may not be sheer but if my white tank top gets wet I instantly become just as see through as her shirt. That would make us match so everyone around would realize that we were a couple. Because true love is built on honesty, trust, and transparency.

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