Kelsey Owens, Whoever the Hell That Is, Doing Whatever the Hell This Is

As someone who hasn't watched a single moment of MTV since the turn of the millennium, I couldn't tell you what's happening on that channel, particularly as it pertains to their reality programming. This is why I haven't heard of Kelsey Owens before now, as she is apparently one of the new breed of reality stars hanging out on a channel that used to exclusively play music videos.

Look, Kelsey Owens is a perfectly lovely woman and she looks absolutely gorgeous in this outfit, but I can't possibly be expected to care about the whys and wherefores when it comes to an MTV reality show star. There's absolutely nothing on this planet that could get me to tune into MTV, so no matter how lovely Kelsey looks, this will likely be my only exposure to her as I don't plan on changing my MTV or reality show policies anytime soon.

For those of you that love Kelsey Owens and whatever it is that she does, rock on with your bad selves, I couldn't be happier for you. It's not my bag, however, and I'll just pretend she's some random woman that posed for sexy pictures. It'll be better that way for all of us in the long run, trust me.

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