Kelly Brook Big Ole Bodacious Booty in Stretch Pants Running Through the Sprinkler

Being a sprinkler is probably a mostly boring life. Turn on a few minutes a day, turn off most of the rest. Repeat daily. Not a lot to look forward to. At least until Kelly Brook comes by in her stretch pants post workout with her big derriere flouncing about and your program suddenly hits the ON phase. Oh, lucky day for you sprinkler head, splashing your glorious H20 elixir across the hind-side of a curvaceous British model transplanted to L.A.

I'd like to think I'm above jealous of inanimate objects, but I'm not. They sure do seem to get closer to the sextastic celebrities than I often do. Nice cover story to be a sprinkler shooting onto Kelly Brook's backside. You try that as a person and you just might find yourself arrested. Se la vie. Enjoy.