Kate Upton Talks Tits And Shit Around The Web

We all know Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario have fantastic tits they get to soap in the shower daily, alone or together with some lucky bastard. They aren't showing off their tits, but they are talking about them, which is about forty-percent as good.

Read their musing on mammaries. (Drunken Stepfather)

Behati Prinsloo in lingerie? Don't mind if I do. (Egotastic)

Gilbert Arenas smashes the fuck out of his baby mama's car with a cinder block. (TMZ)

Tommy Chong has ass cancer. Bet he can finally get that medical marijuana receipt. (Huffington Post)

Meanwhile, Daniela Lopez Osorio's ass is still fucking amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kendall Jenner's legs are pretty fucking great even if she's a loathsome strumpet. (Popoholic)

It's hot girls in short shorts weather, hallelujah! (The Chive)