Jo Orthey’s AMAZING Bikini Shoot Showcases Her Red Hot Curves

Jo Orthey is carrying around that longboard like a college kid with an electric guitar. We all know it isn’t going to get used, but she is getting a lot of looks just for having it. I think that is for the best. I do not want to risk her hitting a rocky patch in the road and marking up that body. Unless she promises to only ride it when she is following behind street sweepers I don’t want her feet to even touch it.

I suggest that her agent should super glue those wheels so that Jo cannot even give in to the temptation of riding. When your job is to specifically look like you are in mint condition, like you have been in a coma up until the day of the photoshoot, it is pretty reckless to use a longboard as transportation. How much time is it really saving? I have a hard time believing it saves any time. If she ran she would be using two legs. When riding she is only using one. Two is more than one, so running should be faster. That’s just simple math. If she is really in a rush to get somewhere she should take the much faster and safer mode of transportation, hitchhiking.

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