Jessica Simpson Ginormous Tatas In Tight See-Through Black Dress

Through all the ups and downs, the back and forths, the hither and dithers, Jessica Simpson has managed to maintain one constant: one sweetly curvaceous rack. Maybe it's not what you would pick if you could pick only one thing to evergreen about yourself, but it's what I'd pick for Jessica.

The blonde former singer and current business magnate of all things accessories was out on the town perhaps having a drinky poo as is her wont and showing off her spectacular MILFtastic juicy set in a low cut and quite see-through to her undies dress that made everybody and their mother turn and look. Hey, gentleman oglers have mothers too you know. And they got their instinct from somewhere. Jessica has been looking quite the delicious bit of sextastic wonderment of late again, working out, keeping busty but on the right side of the perfect 36. Now, if we can just figure out a way to get those cantilevered melons to bust out of their restraints the world will be right once more. I wish I'd paid attention in physics class. I'm certain Newton would've devised a plan. Enjoy.

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