Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she's finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I'm inviting a half-dozen Northeastern liberal arts college girls to watch the women in Sin City 2 portray empowered devious strippers who get beaten and screwed and maybe find strong men to stick up for them. We'll all have a good laugh after the film as feminists draw me into the alley way for an emasculating assault.

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