Jehane Gigi Paris Bikini Sextastic for Acacia

I happen to be heels over head in lust with Jehane Gigi Paris, that French model who has taken Los Angeles by storm, with an epicenter somewhere many evenings around the boudoir of my own humble abode. She truly has that 'it' quality that makes me want to empty all $74 in my savings account to do something spectacular to win her over. I don't know, like taking all her friends to Chipotle or something. No chips and guac obviously if we're on a budget.

Featured in the new Acacia bikini line pictorial, Jehane shows exactly why even with some clothes on, she's still a female force to be reckoned with. Oh, how I'd like to reckon with so many faptastic parts of that killer body, slowly, like over the course of many months. We'd probably need some feeding tubes and such so as not to hamper my nonstop reckoning with silly food breaks. Jehane, please come model for me. I'm cutting and stitching some bikinis as we speak. The fit may be a little rough, but I assure you the changing room only has two hidden cameras. I mean, wait, none hidden cameras. Enjoy.