Jeana Turner Thong Pimping That H20

They don't just pass out stellar slender hot thong bikini bodies at the door. You have to work hard for your booty and sweet female form on the beach. Such is the commitment made by exotic looking Jeana Turner and her righteous two piece show off in promotion of that mystical bottled water.

Jeana seems blessed with both a sextastic body and a knowledge of how best to preen and turn that body for maximum front side and booty backside allure. That's both an art and a skill. I'm not sure it could be taught in school, though if it were, I'd regularly attend classes to watch. Finally, an education I can get behind.

Jeana, I hope they pay you something for this water pimping interlude. Ask for more and don't accept free cases. Someday somebody will remind everybody that water is free at fountains. Enjoy.

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