Japan Comes Out With Black Doritos For Halloween

I friggin' love Doritos. I try not to eat too much crap because I'm trying to lose weight, but I'd be lying to you if I said that I didn't occasionally eat Doritos. They are amazing. My favorite flavor is Spicy Nacho. That stuff is amazing. But really, I'll eat just about any Doritos...but not these black garlic-flavored ones from Japan. Just in time for Halloween, the makers of delicious corn chips Doritos came out with a solid black chip, blacker than the soul of Satan himself. It has peppers and garlic and will give you breath that would melt a vampire's face off. I find the color disturbing. As a rule, I try not to eat black food. Brown, even dark brown, is fine but black? I don't know. It will turn your poo black and that is definitely not healthy. 

But the Japanese are known to eat weird things. One doesn't want to be too much of a cultural chauvinist. Every culture has different tastes. But damn, son.