Janet Jackson’s Breasts Are Bolted On

Janet Jackson's breasts are kind of freaking me out. It's not like fake breasts are anything new, but hers look as though they've been bolted on. Maybe that's what that weird flap of skin between her breasts is. Or maybe it's the quick-release button, for when she wants to bolt on another set.

Of course, with a fake nose, eye job, and face lift, there really isn't much about Janet Jackson that's still actually hers. At least not anything that didn't come with a receipt.

People say Michael Jackson is a freak. I don't think there's anyone in the Jackson family that you can't say that about.

More pictures of Janet Jackson's freakish breasts after the jump.