Instagram Model Mari Fonseca’s Perfect Stomach Mirror Selfie

I hope for the sake of Mari Fonseca’s brain that she is quick when it comes to taking pictures, otherwise she is putting herself at dangerous risk for brain damage. Holding your breath for that long is depriving your brain of oxygen, which doctors have told me is not a good thing, contrary to popular belief.

I know if I was taking the photo I would have been there for five minutes, taking photo after photo, and scrapping them because my face looked constipated. Eventually, I would pass out from forgetting to breathe and be left with a mouse under my eye from hitting the counter.

That is why I don’t take selfies.

Mari seems to have mastered being able to take her own picture without looking constipated, though. That is a skill in its own right. Being able to disguise when your last BM was is the kind of gift that keeps on giving. Whether it was a week ago or that morning, it is good to keep people guessing. I think that is what we mean when we talk about liking a girl who is mysterious. I don’t need her to be wrapped up in espionage, I simply don’t want to know if it was a number one or two.

Photo Credit: Instagram