Hillary Clinton Defends Bill Clinton Against Monica Lewinsky Scandal

Bill Clinton's creative cigar usage with Monica Lewinsky in the mid-90's is the gift that keeps on giving. Hillary Clinton faces constant criticism for her support of former President Bill Clinton following his affair with White House intern Lewinsky. With the affair decades in the past, Clinton was still confronted with Lewinsky jizz dress questioning during a recent interview with CBS News. She defended the insulation that she supported a rapist by stating that Lewinsky was a consenting adult. She then pondered the lack of inquiry into the current president's pussy parties:

But let me ask you this. Where's the investigation of the current incumbent, against whom numerous allegations have been made, and which he dismisses, denies, and ridicules?

In the #MeToo era, women are relinquished of all vehicle, and even as adults, are third-degree raped no matter the circumstances surrounding their encounters with men. Have you looked at a woman today? Congrats on raping, rapist. Bill was a horny predatory letch, a liar, and an embarrassment to his country. But Lewinsky wanted to fuck the president. So does Kanye West. So do most people.

To say that, as a twenty-two-year-old woman, Lewinsky had no autonomy over her sex life is to reduce her to a repressed Fleshlight. Basically, you don't become a White House intern to not fuck the president. And you don't become a president to not fuck interns. And you don't become the wife of a president without understanding that he's going to fuck interns. Should the president and the interns fuck? No. But will they inevitably? There's one very sexually confused cigar out there that can answer that question.

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