Hilaria Thomas Flashes Some Newlywed Skin In the Big Apple

Fresh off her marriage to actor Alec Baldwin over the weekend, yoga instructor and all-around trophy wife Hilaria Thomas flashed some confident skin as she bought some fruits to keep up her new man's sustenance just 48 hours after their betrothal.

Now, here's what I would have told Alec if I could have spoken to him prior to his headlong re-plunge into marriage. Girls with funny sounding names that look like this girl and teach fitness, well, they're going to take you for a lot of dough someday. Not to put a damper on the marriage spirits or such. It's just a fact. However, we here at Egotastic! are well aware of the manner in which a brain goes numb when you're banging a yoga instructor half your age and she's calling you daddy and begging you not to hurt her with your giant 'upward facing dog'.

The point being, men are stupid. Godspeed, Alec Baldwin.