Heidi Klum Leads List of Decked Out Hotties at The Marie Claire Party

Sheer gowns were very much in at the Marie Claire party in Hollywood. One of the many post award shows congratulations for being super hot red carpet events scheduled in town for January. Still strikes me as a bit odd they run all these shows in the winter, when even by Los Angeles standards it's a bit chilly, you know, 60's. Nevertheless the loveliest of ladies still walk out in sheer designer gear, because that's simply what you must. Times Up or not.

Heidi Klum led the list of super super sextastic creatures preening for this women's magazine sponsored event. Sheer and see-through and sideboob revealing gowns on the likes of Dove Cameron and more made the evening yet another event I can't believe I wasn't invited to. This really is the Crying Season for me in terms of lamenting the lack of any shiny gold envelopes in the mail.

Imagine these ladies in dresses so snug they can't even eat the pigs in a blanket pass-arounds. Nevertheless, Heidi and ladies, I'd love to show you my own calorie-free version of pigs in a blanket. I have the blanket here. I'll leave it to your imagination as to the nature of the hog. That's disturbing. Enjoy. 

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