Halsey’s Celebrating Single Status In These Nippley Bralet Candids

If this is what the rest of us get when Halsey is single it is hard for me to come up with a reason to want her in a relationship. Sure, love and affection are necessities in life to be happy, but that really isn’t my area of interest. I am in the skin business, and breakups are apparently great for that. We might even get a great breakup song out of this as well. It is about time another song drove me crazy in a bar.

Why is it people always get slutty(er) after a breakup? What is it about being in a relationship that makes people feel it is acceptable to wear a glorified sleeping as acceptable clothing as soon as their significant other agrees to not bang anything that isn’t them? That is a hell of a lot of confidence that they have in their personality, and a lot of times it isn’t deserved. Maybe if we all stayed slutty in appearance AND NOT IN ACTION then our S.O.’s wouldn’t get it in their heads that they can do better.

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