Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: We Demand Bigger Boobage, While the Sextacular Ladyfolk of Japan Want Us to Buy More Beer

As Grandpa Egotastic proclaimed recently as we changed his piss-sodden blankets, the news is infinitely better whenit has boobs on (The randy old bastard is now prohibited from encroaching upon the weekly Over 75‘s Sagging, Drooping and Generally Nauseating Aerobics Class, in the aftermath of that harrowing incident when he shuffled into the changing room and installed that camera. Alzheimer's, it transpires, does not inhibit one's capacity to set up complex electronic surveillance devices. Or touch themselves in utility closets). He then insisted the nurse administer his fifth crotch-centric sponge bath of the morning and shat himself again, but that's kind of tangential to the topic at hand.

Much as we all relish anecdotes about masturbating pensioners, the authorities have our extensive search engine histories, so we should moderate our intake of such shenanigans. Instead, the bosom-infused news in the gallery, featuring Japanese pin-ups inspiring a Resident Evil 6 monstrosity and Dead or Alive's fans beseeching the creators for ever more jigglesome jugs, is rather more ogle-worthy.
Voluptuous vixens: the finest visual aids of all.

Hit Kotaku for more on the 'Japanese beer girls' and the alleged epilepsy gun.

Destructoid have more details on the Dead or Alive fandom's inexorable lady-lump love.