Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Game Over for Chesticles, Watch Dogs’ Futuristic World Hits Reality and… Seedy Phone Sex

They're watching. Always watching. They saw you and your secretary ‘working late' in that shitty old motel, and they saw that unnatural wang-act you performed with the vacuum cleaner.

This used to be the case, at any rate (if BS-spouting conspiracy theorists are to be believed. Which they aren't). As this installment of the Whacked Out Week demonstrates, though, we are now watching them. The hack-happy, future-tacular world of Watch Dogs is real and RIGHT NOW. Oh yes it is. Twitter told us so, and those guys don't ‘eff around.

Elsewhere in today's gourmet crazy-meal: exploding boobs and The Last of Us inadvertently advertising real-life phone sex. It's a gallery-perusal offer you can't refuse.

Kotaku bring us The Last of Us and its raunchery, breast implant mishaps and Watch Dogs' reality.