Former Miss Universe Bares Some Skin In Miami

 What are the benefits to having the title Miss Universe? Is she allowed to travel wherever she wants with no need of a passport? Is she allowed to bypass all TSA type agencies when entering and leaving a country? Because if that is true then the cartels must be taking full advantage of such an arrangement. Just the possibility of such a benefit has me kicking myself for not entering any of those pageants when I was growing up. 

I know they do not allow men to enter such competitions, but I feel pretty confident in my ability to go drag. With everything I have gathered over the years from movies and television shows I think I have all the required skills to pool the wool over the judges' eyes and the pantyhose over my bulge. 

Nowadays even if I was caught the producers of the show would probably be so scared of the blowback from kicking me out that they would probably let sleeping dogs lie. Nobody is interested in rocking the boat anymore because there is less profit in it. It is kind of beautiful when I think about it.

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