For Your Popcorn Only: Kernel Filtering Popcorn Bowl

Have you ever choked on an unpopped corn kernel? You know, the one that you unknowingly grabbed and stuffed into your mouth while your eyes were glued to the TV screen? Well, if you have, then you know how sh'tty it feels to have it stuck down your throat, as you cough and choke and imagine having an epitach that goes: And here lies a man who loved popcorn so much that he died. Morbid.

Then the Kernel Filtering popcorn bowl came along, and the gene pool of popcorn-loving dudes was saved. It's a huge bowl that can hold a ton of popcorn that should be enough for a full-length feature film. Just pour all the popcorn from the bag after you nuke it and the kernels should 'filter' down the bottom. Genius!

Get It: $75