Leonardo DiCaprio Finally Gets Himself an Oscar In This Mocktastic Flash Game

Leonardo DiCaprio has done a lot of great things in movies. In Titanic, he drew a pretty damn good sketch of Kate Winslett's hefty lung-lamps and floated about a bit on a big door in the ocean. In The Beach, he chases some bioluminescent plankton in the sea and nails a sexy French girl while he's at it.

I could go on, but clearly this is a talented, talented effing man right here. Is there nothing our buddy Leo can't do? I thought Shutter Island was pretty damn good, myself. So here's the real question: where are his freaking Oscars at?

Snark aside, he's never won himself one, and as my Pa used to say, three Golden Globes aint not enough for no man. Don't worry, though, Leonardo, because Leo's Red Carpet Rampage is here to help. And take the piss out of you a bit. But mostly help. Let's take an ogle.

This 8-bit flash game is an endless runner sort of affair, seeing you chasing a flying Oscar down the red carpet as the great man himself. Along the way, natch, there are obstacles to avoid, like those goddamn paparazzi and a marauding Lady Gaga. There are also minigames, controlled by some Track and Field-style button mashing. It sounds like a good time to me.

Take a look at the gameplay trailer below, then give the game a go for yourself here.

Via NYDailyNews.