Emily Ratajkowski’s Morning Quarantine Routine

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Echo Lawrence - March 25, 2020

Emily Ratajkowski has a great body (except for her freakish belly button", but that's about all that she's got.

She really isn't an interesting, cool, fun, funny, compelling, creative, clever influencer.

She is basically less stimulating to the world than the COVID-19 virus. Just a glorified Nude Glamour Model who just happened to get cast in the right music video at the right time, securing the right amount of instagram followers, that she's consistently been trying to polarize as being some "it" girl or "scenester" or even a "celebrity". All for being topless in a music video.

She would go to trendy events, fashion weeks, even launch a line of clothing to pretend that she's more than just her breasts. It is all so pretentious and snobby and I hate it.

I like to believe it takes more than just getting nude to get respect and appreciation in the world. Anyone can take a nude selfie, literally ANYONE can take a nude or half nude selfie and get the same response of "I like nudes". I like to see the people at the "top" who brands are throwing money at and who have been cashing in on the trend of influencers bring more to the table.

Yet, at 28 years old, too old to be doing these teenage girls trying to get famous antics to maintain her fame because she knows it is built on a rickety foundation of lies and digital marketing tactics.

I am a fan of her nudity, I am even a fan of an average girl going viral like she was COVID-19, I would just hope from more contribution to the world that some bootleg Kardashian level of semi-nude selfies. It's just so low hanging fruit and lacks any real value.

As we all know boobs get HITS and HITS is what these people need in these dark times where I hope they realize they are basically irrelevant and their industry basically worthless in the grand scheme of things, despite that lottery win that happened back in 2013 that made her lots of money I personally would have liked to see better used on something of value.

As we all know, Em Rat Cow has great boobs. So let her be rewarded by the world for that, while I prefer to spend my time looking at something with more substance, irony and humor like our girl It's Trinity Love doing what the influencers do while not even being alive.

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