Elle MacPherson Defies The Laws Of Aging

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aldo-vallon - January 17, 2018

   Holy crap! I just did an age check on our dear Ella MacPherson and it turns out that she is 53 years old. That is correct, that is not a typo. The body you see before you belongs to a woman that has lived over five decades on this planet. 

I know for a fact that it is not typical for a woman of her age to be as tight as she is. I knew my mother when she was that age and, bless her heart, she was nowhere near what we see before us now. It was like a water balloon got into a fight with a bowl of pudding. I'm not judging her, when I get to be that age I will probably look like an old catcher's mit with male pattern baldness that was used as a chew toy for a pit bull.

I am trying to be as realistic as I can about my future and I think I have summed it up fairly accurately here. The last thing I want is to be a man desperately grasping at his youth by dyeing his hair and wearing skinny jeans, rather than aging with some dignity.  



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