Egotastic! Winter Internships: It’s Not Just a Job, It’s a Really Effin’ Hard Job

It's that time again, people. We sucked the living life out of our current intern, Mary Kate, who is now ready to fly from our nest into the big world of corporate intrigue and drunken office party mistakes. So, we're calling all applicants for our Winter Internship program starting soon.

If you're the kind of college-associated person who revels in abject humiliation, laughs in the face of fake dangers, and has the ability to hold their water under breath for several minutes to an hour, you're just the person we're looking for.

Internships are available in our Los Angeles and New York offices, though the latter is strictly for photo and video production, while the former is that plus running to the store for 40oz beers and learning a bunch of other shit too.

If interested, please apply with relevant information about yourself to egointernships at gmail.com.

And, yes, to your first question, you will get to see boobs.