Egotastic! Will Not Spam You

Grrr! Argh!

Some asshat is using fake Egotastic! emails to send out mass amounts of spam emails. I hope that none of you faithful readers has been hit by this, but if you have, rest assured that it is not Egotastic! sending out these emails.

I hate spam, and I hate these motherfuckers, whoever the hell they are. Trust me, if I ever find them, I will beat them to within an inch of their lives with their own dismembered legs, and feed their still breathing corpses to Plague-ridden rats. I don't know where I'll find the Plague rats, but I'm working on it. First I need to find these fuckers, though, so until then, I hope no one is to put off by all this.

Thanks.