Dickpuncher Is Your New Favorite Game

I've been in a few fights when I was a young lad. It's what happens when you are a nerdy Latino and go to an all boy prep school. By far the worst thing that can happen to you is when you get punched or kicked in the genitals. A punch to the balls is well known for being horrible but a punch to the dick is pretty horrible too. You can actually break that thing. With that in mind, some enterprising game programmer created Dickpuncher002. Right now it's only a demo for an unreal game-building engine tool. The game seems to consist of a blue guy with a big floppy dick going around punching giant pink penises. The reason or goal of the game seems unclear. It might just be a game where you punch dongs for no reason.

I really hope someone finishes this game and releases it. I would love to spend a few hours playing this. I hope it comes out for the Wii U or something so I can really feel the dick punching action.