Demi Rose’s Cleavage Is To Die For

 Under normal conditions I am one hundred percent against censorship, but Demi Rose can hardly be considered a normal condition. People have waged wars over land with a view that could not hold a candle to the cleavage that she revealing. It is for that reason that I am proposing she walk around at all times with a pixellated chest. The risk is simply too great.

This woman is an international incident waiting to happen. All that needs to happen is for two different heads of state to both become enamored by the sight that Demi provides and the world will have a war the likes of which we have never seen before. The Trojan War would seem like child's play compared to what would ensue because I know Helen was not even rocking the childbearing hips that Demi has. 

I know it goes against every fiber of our being, as men, to argue for the covering up of a woman, but in this case I feel there is too much at risk. Eventually we will come to be acclimated to living without her. Then normal women might even seem more desirable, at least one would hope. 

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