Courtney Love Stiffs Therapist

Courtney Love further proved she is Satan's lazy sister by not paying her psychiatrist for a balance owed of nearly fifty thousand dollars. If she explains herself it will prove the guy's overcharging. Five sessions at 10k a pop and you still look and sound like a crack whore in a free clinic waiting room. She was likely just using the dude for the prescription depressants to mix into her morning cocktail and stray beard hairs. You can't fix nasty. The doctor is known to use psychedelic drugs in an attempt to cure heroin addiction. Love has tried Jack Daniels and more heroin so a few shrooms can't hurt. Problem is you aren't hallucinating and are in fact Courtney Love. Drink lots of water. There's a cool view from that ledge over there. I'm sure you can make it.

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