Soccer WAG Coleen Rooney Curvy Blue Bikini Post-Baby In Barbados

Colleen Rooney is perhaps the most famous British soccer WAG in existence. Married to the Man U chieftain and English national club captain, Colleen would be famous for just being a sports wife is she hadn't built her own TV career on hotness and an increasingly large set of bouncy bazoongas. Colleen just had another baby like two months ago. I don't even know how many she has now. Maybe she doesn't know either. It's a lot. And while these still losing the baby weight bikinis aren't for every man, they are for the guys who dig Colleen Rooney and for those who accept that even hot bodies have their ups and downs during periods of intensive reproduction activity.

Colleen Rooney was down in Barbados where rich brits go to soak up the sun. While she's still a couple months away likely from return to alluring female form, she was not shy about showing off her mammarially engorged tubes in a bright blue bikini on the beach. So long as Colleen wants attention, we shall give it to her. I don't fear a pregnant woman or new mom. I mean, I do cry when they scold me, but some women find that sexy. We'll check back in with you in a bit Colleen when you're back in competitive shape. For now, let the fetishists have their dude. Any extra milk perchance? Enjoy. 

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