Claudia Romani and Melissa Lori Rub Sunscreen On Each Other’s Bikini Bodies

Just what exactly do Claudia and Melissa think they are doing by flaunting that level of sexiness on the beach? Do they not know that they have to have a permit to openly carry something like that in public? It is all right, I will let it slide this one time, but if I catch them doing it again then they could find themselves in the back of my vehicle.

I am not a cop, I just have a paneled van that could be useful in this scenario.

These two have to realize what they are doing to all of the wandering eyes at the beach. I refuse to believe that they are so enthralled in their own sure to vapid conversation that they do not know. Why else would they leave the dry and clean surface of their beach chair to instead kneel in the sand? In sand! One of the worst substances known to man.

Personally, I am all for the continued testing of nuclear weapons because they usually take place in deserts. That means with every bomb dropped we get one step closer to ridding this world of these sorry excuses for stones.

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