Castlevania Brings us ‘Erotic Violence,’ Doesn’t Hold Back on the Eroticism

Castlevania, you've been around for a long time. I can respect that. The first of these gothic action platformers hit back in 1986, and there have been over 40 entries in the series since. That's quite a pedigree, right there, and not many can rival it. You've been whupping Dracula's ass since I was in diapers, and color me impressed.

I like you, Castlevania. You're just all-around sexy, in a Nightmare Before Christmas sort of way. But with all of that said, Castlevania, what in the name of Satan's saggy scrote is going on here?

Erotic violence, gentlemen. Erotic violence. That's the name of the game in this freshly-announced title. Pachinko is also in the name, and I don't even want to google what that means. Something questionable involving women dressed as babies, knowing the Japanese.

I snark, of course. Pachinko is a kind of slot-machine gambling deal, and what we're talking here is a themed ‘table.' The kind of thing that really doesn't warrant a trailer this melodramatic, frankly. Still, here it is. Asscracks, teeny-weeny bikinis and all.

As always, the eroticism doesn't seem to extend to the dudes involved. Man-ass is kept to a strict minimum, and we should all be thankful for that:

Via NeoGaf.