Lex Jurgen - April 30, 2016
Porn stars recently decided they were going to come out of society's shadows. Like heroic Mexican migrants yet to be fully hand stamped. I think that's the acceptable term now. We know the porn stars walk among us. They gotta eat. You know they need to wash their clothes. And home The AIDS tests aren't accurate to a commercially viable standard.
With the rise of social media chicks making money with nothing more than selfies, the porn stars got a survivor inkling to dig into some of that pie. You want to Snapchat your yoga in the park or you want 2017 fat Johnny Manziel banging you for twenty minutes under hot lights? If you divide the number of cocks that have been in that ass by the number of years since yoga was invented, it doesn't seem so bad. Try that math when you reconcile with your dad. It's his fault regardless.
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