Candice Swanepoel Might Actually Be a Siren!

Candice Swanepoel is back on the beach doing what she does best and making the rest of us feel like sea creatures in the worst possible way.

The supermodel shared a new set of images for Victoria's Secret and her Tropic of C collaboration, posing on a rock in a bikini and looking less like a person and more like an actual mermaid who just emerged from the ocean to ruin everyone’s self-esteem for the day.

Perched above the waves, glowing in the sunlight, hair perfectly wild, and somehow balancing effortlessly on a rock while wearing next to nothing, it feels like the kind of image sailors in mythology would see right before steering directly into disaster. Who can blame them?

In Greek mythology, sirens were mysterious sea creatures said to lure sailors with their beauty and enchanting presence, pulling them away from reason and straight into chaos. They were irresistible, hypnotic, and usually the last thing a sailor saw before making a terrible decision.

Tell me that doesn’t sound exactly like Candice Swanepoel in a bikini on a rock..