Candice Swanepoel Highlights Victoria’s Secret Swim Special On CBS

It's still entirely unclear why Victoria's Secret runs their lingerie and swimsuit specials on CBS where the average age of viewers is 72. Not that I won't be leering at V.S. models at 72, but you'd have to imagine it might be better served on a slightly more vibrant network. Nevertheless, it does take place. The lingerie show in the Fall and the swimsuit special now in March. And it's worth a gander if you happen to delight in lovely lasses such as Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo, and Stella Maxwell preening and posing in various revealing bikinis and swimsuits for sale. I do happen to delight in that very pursuit.

The Angels showed off both on the beach from their Caribbean shooting down there in January and on stage in some contrived studio setting that made no sense but it was filled with sextastic swimsuit models so there's no need for an explanation. Victoria's Secret is determined to own the entire world at this point. We could have worse overlords. At least there will be lace and satin. And just look at how hot their army is. I surrender! Enjoy.

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