(Happy Birthday) Brittany Snow All Grow’d Up in Maxim Magazine

My American Dream, Brittany Snow, turned a quarter-century years old of hotness last night and celebrated with some swank party that some doorman told somehow I wasn't on the list for. Damn you, typographical and/or obvious clerical errors! Nevertheless, in even greater Brittany Snow hotness news, the blonde actress will be appearing in next month's Maxim magazine in full tiny bathing suit glory; judging by these advanced looked photos, it's going to be one of those photoshoots that requires me to grab my Encyclopedia Brown magnifying glass and uncover some clues for hours on end in my La-Z-Boy recliner. Brittany Snow is a majorly underrated celebrity hottie; I intend to rectify this injustice in 2011. Enjoy.

Brittany Snow at her 25th birthday party last night at BOA:

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