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Britney Spears Still Built Like a Brick Shithouse

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Lex Jurgen - September 1, 2015


Britney Spears spent six months on hiatus from her Vegas show to work out, make smart nutrition a part of her lifestyle, and attend her boys' soccer games without a bra to remind the neighbors she once filled the Tokyo Dome. She still looks thick. Maybe it's the settling effect. Or the costumes. Something isn't working. It's possible that Mississippi just sticks something voodoo fierce. She could be absorbing fat through a subterranean network of tubes acting much like a virtual grease trap. Or it's the Cool Whip. Some things you can't dance away. Leave dad his thirty percent at the door. Nobody gets skinny in the asylum.

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