Blanca Blanco Knit Swimsuit Photoshoot in Malibu

People like to rip on the early 1900’s for being sexually repressed, but they used to wear swimsuits like the one Blanca has on all of the time, and I have never been more aroused in my life. It is concealing the parts that I most want to see, and yet still leaving very little to the imagination.

I like the bikini as much as the next guy, but I do not know why everyone is so gaga over it. Since when did stomachs become the greatest thing since sliced bread? 90 percent of the time they do nothing for me. The average woman could keep her stomach under perfect lighting and makeup at all times and it would still be lackluster.

Models are the exception to the rule. Their stomachs have been molded by the finest personal trainers and dieticians money can buy, so of course they will take advantage of the bikini and put it on display. They are not getting paid to leave anything to the imagination of the viewer. The general population, however, will profit greatly from the overactive imagination of the mind. Put a green screen over the stomach and they will be even better off.

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