Behati Prinsloo And Joan Smalls Preening in Puerto Rico

Hello, Hotties. Or should I say, buenos dias, los hotties? Lovely bits of fine female form Behtai Prinsloo and Joan Smalls continued the Victoria's Secret barrage on the isle of Puerto Rico strutting through the streets shooing a commercial for the lingerie and skimpy clothing line merchandiser.

I can't imagine the sensation of having these two beauties actually passing by in the street, but I can easily associate with every single synapse in the body firing simultaneously leaving me convulsing into a spastic bit of jelly whilst staring. Complete strangers do offer to help me in these moments, restoring my faith in humanity. We really should judge a society by how they care for their horniest members. And seeing Behati and Joan smiling and prancing, I'm going to need a village. Also, probably, a modesty blanket. Enjoy.

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