Beach Babes Josie Canseco and Bella Banos All Smiles In Their Sexy Swimsuits

My life, like many others, is full of regrets. But when I gaze upon these photos I do not think of all the people that I have hurt, I only think of the jobs that I have not taken. The first one that comes to mind is that of the lifeguard.

To think, I could have been paid to sit on a beach and look at women like Josie Canseco and Bella Banos. The best part is that I would not even have to look away if they caught me staring, because it is all part of the job. It is not only my pleasure to gawk at the rumps of these women, it is my duty. And I will be damned if I let those fine ladies get taken out by the tide.

I do not care if I have to call in the entire strength of the Coast Guard to retrieve them, they will not have a burial at sea. It is not like the Coast Guard had anything better to do. They are glorified lighthouse operators. They are probably grateful to have any work thrown their way.

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