Battle of B-List Miami Concert Hotties: Jo-Jo Levesque vs. Jessica Sutta

Now, you're not likely a teenage girl. And if you are, please do not tell your parents you're watching Egotastic!, because I'd like to live long enough to be told that my Social Security account actually wasn't held for my retirement. But if you are, then you probably went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over a Miami Beach concert featuring poppy music sort of star, Jo-Jo Levesque and former Pussycat Doll, Jessica Sutta, all in a giant mishmash of craptastic sounds, but some very sweet looking stage moves.

Okay, so I'm not the target demo for the music, but that doesn't mean we can't ogle to a fare-thee-well these two minxy chicks strutting around the stage in crotch-spreading marvelous moves, yes, perhaps stolen from Britney circa 2002, but who's complaining? A scenic view is a scenic view. Enjoy.