Battle: Los Angeles Premiere Features The Hotness of Michelle Rodriguez, Charlotte Ross, and Bridget Moynahan

Nerd code dictates that I must attend a screening of Battle: Los Angeles this weekend, even though my Spidey-senses tell me I may just be in for a tanker-boat sized load of number two. However, the premiere last night was chock full of anything but poopola, featuring the likes of Michelle Rodriguez (who you will soon come to know as Tila Tequila's 'ride or die' bitch), Bridget Moynahan, who we just don't see nearly enough of, and Charlotte Ross, who seems to attend every premiere event in Hollywood these days, and I am absolutely in favor of this policy. Join me this weekend at Battle: Los Angeles, if you dare, or, just have a fond ogle at this sextastic trio. Enjoy.

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