Ashley Tisdale is a Bad Bikini Dancer

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Tex Hollywood - February 4, 2020

Ashley Tisdale, who was a High School Musical star and a big deal for a minute, and not just because of her botched nose job, because her nose was also a big deal.

She was a Disney Kid, who was rumored to be in her late 20s while playing the teenager, like she was Luke Perry on 90210 giving complexed to highshcool tweebs everywhere who couldn't grow sideburns because they were actually 16 and their balls barely dropped.

She was also the winner of multiple "hottest girl" awards because that's how marketing works, they pay for these things.

So she was a big deal, which is why her bad bikini dancing amazes me. I'm all for the bikini portion of this performance, but the dancing doesn't seem like someone who went to Mouseketeer school that all Disney kids go to after their parents sell the to Disney.

If anything, it makes her look like a mom getting wild at a Destination wedding after one too many Pina Coladas.

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