Arianny Celeste, Ultimate Funbags Champion (VIDEO)

Fisher Stevens, the guy who delivers my macrobiotic lunches here to the office, asked me recently why we didn't have Arianny Celeste on our website. Then he did a whole series of fake fighting moves, mouthed the word, "octagon' in dramatic fashion, and promptly fell to the ground in a spasm that actually required medical attention. After we got Fisher into the ambulance, I felt obliged to take an ogle at Arianny Celeste, and, wow. These boobtastic Arianny Celeste pictures from her UFC work on Spike have me daydreaming about Arianny Celeste and her funbags forcing me to tap-out by tugging so hard on an appendage of mine that it threatens to break, or burst, as the case may be. Hot girls and sports is a time-honored tradition; Arianny Celeste, welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.

In case Arianny Celeste is relatively new to you, you must check her out in her recent Maxim photoshoot behind the scenes video. Seriously, you must. No choices here.