Anna Faris And Kaley Cuoco Racktastic on the Peoples Choice Awards Red Carpet

The People's Choice Awards truly are the red headed stepchild of the Awards Season. They're actually the teen girl texting choice awards, not that it matters, but there should be some truth in advertising. I'm a people. I don't choose Cody Simpson for President. Nevertheless, as for any big shindig in Hollywood, the hotties do come out to be noticed. Like the sextastic swallows returning to Capistrano, this annual January tradition finds some of our bustiest and most beautiful showing off their wares on star-studded red carpets.

Last night's event clearly highlighted the outstanding headlights of Anna Faris and Kaley Cuoco, the former of whom literally blew my socks off with her cleavetastic ensemble, while Kaley, despite butching up her style, can't help but remind us of the first time we big banged thinking about her. The duo formed quite a pair as the highlight of the hottie evening. Really, there was no need for the actual show after that. But they run it anyhow. Because once you've invented a fake award show that people just assume is real and watch, you're not going to throw that fortune in the trash. Enjoy.

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