Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, and The Hottest Models At Gigi Hadid’s 23rd B-Day In NYC

Gigi Hadid looks like she was designed by a videogame developer. Those were the only women that I thought existed with hip dimensions like the ones that she is sporting. And I am fairly certain that it is all due to her. With how tight that dress is I do not think that it would be possible to fit a corset in there and let it remain unseen, and there is no way that the fabric and zipper of that dress are strong enough to pull her stomach in that tight.

This girl must be performing stomach vacuums at all times. I tried working them into my daily routine. I thought it would be an easy workout to do at my desk without drawing much attention. As it turns out, I was wrong yet again. There probably is not much more that one can do to draw attention to themselves than to pass out. And I doubt there are many reasons for passing out at your desk that are more embarrassing than simply holding your breath while sucking in your stomach.

Yeah, that was a dark day for my family name.

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