Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, and Alessandra Ambrosio: The Victoria’s Secret Angels Take Puerto Rico by Sextastic Storm

Talk about your Commonwealth standing up for the common good. The beautiful island of Puerto Rico served as host for the latest Victoria's Secret store launch party, as the lingerie giant's world domination of the silk and lace fineries continues into the Latin American market. More importantly, with V.S. comes the sextastic angels, the heavenly bodies assigned to pimp and promote the pricey little nothings to the eagerly awaiting lingerie loving population.

Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, and Alessandra Ambrosio landed by helicopter on the shores of Puerto Rico like a hotness brigade, with the delivery of amazingly sextastic asset from abroad. Far better than spices, and definitely worth exchanging for rum, sheer utter hotness. Enjoy.