Aaron Rodgers Loves Fast Women

I’m glad to see more people seeing love as the union of two souls rather than the just a union of compatible genitalia. In most places now, especially America, a man is free to openly profess his love for another man. Openly gay men are free to spill their secret sexual desires for women that look like men, and men that deny being gay are allowed to pick spending more time with other men over enjoying alone time with everyone’s favorite female eye candy without judgement. I’d rather stare at Olivia Munn’s ass over my center’s ass 10 out of 10 times, but hey, what do I know. I’m not saying Rodgers is a packer off the field too but after breaking up with Olivia and an alleged secret male lover threatening to expose him, I’m just saying he doesn’t exactly have a strong case for heterosexuality. Even more damning is his obsession with Danica Patrick. It looks like someone’s been hit the head too many times over the course of their career.

The Green Bay Packers QB opened up on his relationship with Danica Patrick -- telling Michele Tafoya he already feels comfortable saying he loves her.

"We're just two people who enjoy being around each other and love each other," Rodgers said in the interview for Artful Living.

"We're really into each other ... We're really attracted to each other."

If he was able to QB sneak in Munn’s endzone he should be able to do better than Danica. But maybe this is true love and he appreciates a woman that can go for a grocery run with the family mini van in under the average time it takes other supermarket Sallys. He’d have a sandwich made faster than he could finish his sentence.