Madison Beer Xtra Tiny Crop Top Just Gets Smaller and Smaller

My working theory is that Madison Beer’s tube tops are going to keep on getting smaller until one day they will just stop. That is the day we find out the exact diameter of her areolas. I, for one, welcome that day with open arms, like a doomsday prophet. If only she would start doing the same with her miniskirts we would eventually know how tall her downstairs is, as well. I don’t think she is putting as much of a priority on that, though.

Instead of making the skirts shorter, it looks like she is just hiking them up a little bit higher. Maybe her father is still imposing a dress code and this is some sort of loophole. Like, he has a minimum length that any skirt needs to be, thinking that would cover up her legs, but he refused to specify where the top of the skirt needed to be worn.

But that is a pretty typical reaction between a person and authority. We will always find a way to skirt around the rules that are imposed. Sometimes that is as innocent as gaming a dress code, and other times it involves smuggling a condom of heroin in your rectum. People are crazy.

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