Nicole Richie is Sexy? Error! Does Not Compute!

I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but at first glance, it would appear that... Wait for it... Nicole Richie is actually sexy. Yeah. I just threw up a little in my mouth. I can't quite wrap my head around it, but that is some crazy cleavage Nicole is sporting, and it's really screwing with my sense of reality. She doesn't even look as completely hideous as she used to (mainly because her crazy five-head is mostly covered). I mean, she's still scary in the face, but I don't completely feeling like puking when I look at her. Except for that little bit earlier, that is. Oh wait, here it comes again...

More of Nicole Richie and her surprising cleavage after the jump.